Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The 10 Commandments of Dyer to his faithful


Editor’s Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Research News contributor, DG

Carved on a pair of Bigfoot print casts:

When Dyer was in Bigfootland, Let my Musky go!

1. Thou shalt not listen to any other Hoaxers before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any image of Bigfoot, or any likeness of any thing that is in Las Vegas, or that is in a freezer chest or that is under glass in a freezer that was sold on ebay.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Musky The Converted in vain; for The Musky will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain and will probably ban him from any Bigfoot page He is an admin of.

4. Thou shall bear false witness.

5. Thou shalt not kill. Unless it's a Bigfoot, then you take out a shotgun and blow its brains out.

6. Thou shalt overuse the word "Crow" and "Haters."

7. Thou shalt not steal. Selling a Bigfoot body that's actually a rubber suit isn't stealing so says The Musky

8. Thou shalt not covet Unless it is your Lord's 12 year old Corvette then you must admit that its actually pretty bitchin' and you are super jealous.

9. Six days thou shalt spend on Facebook defending me, the 7th is to listen to my radio show.

10. Thou shalt not put the word of your Lord to the test. Just listen to Musky The Converted even if he can't keep his story straight, on second thought......Thou shalt not put the word of Musky the Converted to the test either. Just listen to us and only us.

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