Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Beer Company Offers $1,000,000 Reward For Anyone That Can Capture Bigfoot

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Olympia Beer Bigfoot Reward

Olympia Beer, the stuff you drink when you're broke as a joke or just fancy a cheap beer with a taste.

"The beer that tastes like rust" should be it's motto. I didn't even know it was still around. Well apparently now it's taking a page out of Spike Tv's book and offering up a large sum of dough for the capture of Bigfoot.

On its website, the beer maker released the following mission statement:
Olympia Beer and Bigfoot have been leaving footprints together in the Pacific Northwest since 1896.
We have been sharing the same backyard for over a century and we believe it’s time to do what has never been done, and that is to offer a one million dollar reward to anyone who can ensure the safe capture of Bigfoot. When we say safe capture that means Bigfoot has to be alive and breathing folks, with no wounds. That’s right you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in.
You must register to participate in the search. To report your discovery of irrefutable evidence of the existence of Bigfoot, click on the “Submit Capture Report” link on the left and follow the instructions to report your evidence. You participation in the search is subject to the complete Official Rules.
To aid us in this adventure, Olympia Beer is partnering with The Falcon Project
The Falcon Project has been identified as “the most penetrative search for Bigfoot ever conducted in the United States.” They will conduct an aerial search for Sasquatch employing an unmanned airship with high definition thermal imaging camera equipment.
http://www.olympiabigfoot.com/

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